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What Does Your Favorite Sex Position Say About You?

David Barna says that the way men have sex determines who they are as men. So what does your favorite sex position say about you as a man?

For centuries, we have used what goes on in the bedroom (or outside of it if we’re freaky) to help determine who we are. Sexuality and masculinity have forever been intertwined, like Paris Hilton and sex tapes, professional athletes and affairs, and Britney Spears and mediocre comebacks. It’s not only how often we have sex that matters, but how we have sex that helps define our manhood. Some men like it fast and hard, while others like it slow and soft. Some men like it dangling from the ceiling while hooked to eight-inch chains, while others like it in the depths of the pacific ocean (mermaid fetishes are so in right now). Others prefer it the old-fashioned way: Strapped to the hood of a Formula 1 car traveling at full speed. Regardless of our personal preference, the way we have sex does more than determine the time it takes for us to get off; it determines who we are as men. Here’s what your sex position says about you.

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4 Responses to What Does Your Favorite Sex Position Say About You?

  • nic says:

    Do you sceen these article before you post? Usually I really enjoy your entries, but this was ridiculous. I am astounded by the stupidity of this article. There is no empirical evidence or study listed, just a bunch of insults to anyone who prefers a sex position. I will he creating a login at ask men just to duplicate my comment.

  • Svetlana Ivanova says:

    It was satire. You’ll see that one of my tags was “Sex Humor.”

  • Bill the Butcher says:

    Satire usually has to be funny. This wasn’t funny. It wasn’t even worth the effort of reading it. It was like a highly diluted version of some ancient MAD Magazine article. I completely agree with nic.

  • Svetlana Ivanova says:

    Satire is only funny if you get it. The article spoofs the pop psych articles that have been staples of women’s magazines for years. AskMen apparently thought their readers would get the joke, since the clues were so obvious, as did I.

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