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Top 10 Chuck Norris Sex Facts

Chuck Norris Facts are “facts” about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris, which usually involve incredible claims about his toughness, virility, and masculinity. For example:

All things come to an end except the pain from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

These are the top ten Chuck Norris sex facts:

1) Chuck Norris did not “lose” his virginity. He stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

2) Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

3) Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his balls because hair doesn’t grow on steel.

4) Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

5) Chuck Norris ends every relationship with, “It’s not me. It’s you.”

6) Chuck Norris doesn’t use pickup lines. He simply says, “Now.”

7) Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying, “Booya!”

8) Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

9) Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.

10) Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman through anal sex.

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