The Top 20 Worst Pick-Up Lines

The Frisky lists the 20 worst  pick-up lines, from “I have an 11-inch penis”  to “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?” (I’ve heard both of these and about half of the others. They didn’t work.)

The other day, Wendy asked you, our readers, to share the worst pick-up lines that you’ve ever heard. And, ladies, you’ve heard some real doozies! Check out our favorites after the jump.

1. “Is your boyfriend sitting here?” (He sits down.) “Now he is.”

2. “Hey, I bet nobody’s ever picked you up like this before.” (Tosses condom onto table.)

3. (Instant message on a dating site.) “I’d like to participate in nude wrestling with you, followed by a happy ending.” Read more

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