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I came to the U.S. at age of 12 with my mother. We settled in sunny Florida, which was quite a contrast to Minsk. I have always been fascinated by sex and relationships. Sex Secrets is where I share sex advice, experiences, news, and sometimes a little humor. If you have a question about sex that you prefer not to post in the comments, you can email me at svetlanaivano(at)yahoo.com.
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The 9 Most Ridiculous Penis Stories of 2009

I don’t know why stories about the misadventures of men and their penises are funny, but they almost always are. The Frisky reviews the nine most ridiculous penis stories of 2009.

There are some pretty crazy people out there. A lot of them have penises, and many of those penises have had hilariously insane things happen to them. So, if you’re not planning on eating a salami sandwich for lunch, feast on these nine amazing sausage stories from 2009!

  • Don’t Drink And Ink: Who doesn’t love vodka? But sometimes, you can love it too much. In October, a 27-year-old Swedish guy named Joel got so drunk that when he woke up, he had a tattoo of a 6-inch penis on his thigh. Apparently, he drunkenly went to a parlor for one of those hipster mustache finger tats, but then let the tattoo artist do whatever he wanted. Hmm, on second thought, we hope that was the only penis violation of the night. Read more
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    • Svetlana Ivanova: Depends on the woman.
    • Fox2: Would that be most probably wouldn’t feel it? I have seen you say elsewhere that less than 5″ means...
    • Svetlana Ivanova: Some may, but most probably won’t. For some women in long-term relationships, penetration is...
    • Fox2: Not sure if commenting is working at the moment. Thanks but even though these positions will help maximise my...
    • Svetlana Ivanova: These positions help maximize what you have, whatever that is.
    • Fox: Would these positions help with a penis 4-4.5inches long and around 4inches around? Or do you need to be packing...
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    • Svetlana Ivanova: If a woman doesn’t want to please the man she’s with, she’s with the wrong man.
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    • Svetlana Ivanova: It isn’t misogynistic at all. It’s realistic and sex-positive.