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The 6 Raunchiest, Most Depraved Sex Acts (from the Bible)

Not all the stories from the Bible are inspirational. Some of the most famous Biblical characters engage in sexual behavior that is definitely not recommended from the pulpit in Sunday sermons. I’m not sure what the purpose of including these stories was, but Cracked.com has an irreverent take on six of the raunchiest, most depraved sex acts from the Bible.

What happens when you take a really skanky sex story and dress it up in a lot of flowery words? You get the Bible. Or large chunks of it, anyway.

Sure, rather than using phrases such as “reverse frog squat,” or “slinging manjam,” Biblical sex is referenced almost exclusively as “coming in unto” (a phrase still used by porn stars who tend to drop the “in unto”). But once you get past the unimaginative verbs, the Bible has some nasty, nasty stories. Such as: Read more

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