The 5 Most Dangerous Sex Positions (and How to Do Them!)
For Valentine’s Day, ElaineyO explains (with illustrations) how to do five sex positions that are more likely to lead to sprained muscles and torn ligaments than to orgasm. Don’t try these at home.
1. The Triple Lindy
How To Do It:
This is a position that takes IMMENSE strength for both parties.The female must have relatively strong abdominal muscles and be able to align her spine with the man’s penis throughout the entire experience. The man must be able to lift the woman to the point of insertion, then settle her lower region comfortably into his thighs while leaning back, using the woman’s front half as balancing weight.
In a sense both genital regions act as a fulcrum. If anyone can do this for more than a few seconds, congratulations, you lift weights 8 times a day.
What Could Go Wrong:
Since the man’s strength is all that is really keeping the woman safe as she is being pleasured while held up and craning her back like she’s a mermaid at the bow of a ship, the worst case scenario would be: man drops woman, woman gets concussion, vagina breaks penis, man’s knees knock the wind out of the woman, making this one of the most daringly dangerous sex positions to do without leaning on anything. Read more
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I came to the U.S. at age of 12 with my mother. We settled in sunny Florida, which was quite a contrast to Minsk. I have always been fascinated by sex and relationships. My sexual history and preferences are detailed in my post