Sex Tips from Donald Rumsfeld

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Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld does for for sex what he did for war. My favorite sex tip from Donald Rumsfeld:

Dear Secretary Rumsfeld: My husband has a problem with premature ejaculation. Is there something I could do to make him last longer?

–Ellen Shapiro, Knoxville, Tennessee

SECRETARY RUMSFELD: I’m just going to say this once. There is no such thing as premature ejaculation. There is ejaculation, and there is non-ejaculation. If your husband is ejaculating, then count your blessings. Congratulations, you just had sex. That’s what men do–they ejaculate. All this business about, “Oh, henny penny, my husband is a premature ejaculator!” is just a lot of twaddle and claptrap. You say it enough and pretty soon, believe me, he won’t be ejaculating at all. Read more

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I came to the U.S. at age of 12 with my mother. We settled in sunny Florida, which was quite a contrast to Minsk. I have always been fascinated by sex and relationships. My sexual history and preferences are detailed in my post 100 Things about Me Sexually. Sex Secrets is where I share sex advice, experiences, news, and sometimes a little humor.
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