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New Rule: If a Woman Rejects Your First Dozen Advances, Don’t Send Her a Picture of Your Penis

To comedian Bill Maher, the Brett Favre sexting scandal suggests that men need a new rule: if a woman rejects your first dozen advances, don’t  her a picture of your penis.

New Rule: If a woman rejects your first dozen advances, don’t up the ante by sending her a picture of your penis. This week, we found out that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre allegedly tried to get with a young woman by sending her MySpace messages, voicemails, and notes through a friend, and when none of that worked, and it was third and long — though, not as long as most of us would have imagined — he decided to throw the Hail Mary and sext her pictures of Little Brett to close the deal. Brett, I get it: Your dictionary doesn’t include the word “quit” or “retire” or “married” but you’ve got to at least understand “punt.” You know the worst part about having sex with Brett Favre? He keeps saying he’s finished, and then he comes back to drag it out for another year. Read more

2 Responses to New Rule: If a Woman Rejects Your First Dozen Advances, Don’t Send Her a Picture of Your Penis

  • Jason says:

    Unless he is carrying something really impressive (seven plus inches) he should never send pictures of his penis to anyone, let alone some woman who’s not interested in him.

  • Svetlana Ivanova says:

    Even if it is “impressive,” don’t send it unless requested.

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