New Pill Makes Semen Taste Like Apples

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One of my most popular posts has long been 7 Tips for Swallowing Semen, which aims to help women who find the taste objectionable.  A British company may have made that post obsolete, however. Blue Mountain Nutraceuticals has produced a pill for men called Sweet Release that claims to change the scent and taste of  semen to a “delicious apple flavor.”

We ladies work so hard to heat things up in the bedroom. It’s a damn shame what we’re cooking up when we’re naked, never tastes that good going down—literally. Semen is hardly the fine wine of sexytimes. But Blue Mountain Nutraceuticals in the U.K. is turning the mouth-puckering lemons of love into, well, apples. Read more

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2 Responses to “New Pill Makes Semen Taste Like Apples”

  1. Jon Says:

    Relying on your man to take some tablet for a week in order to produce sweet tasting semen doesn’t seem practical. There is a better solution, where sweet tasting semen is completely under the control of the one giving fellatio.

    It’s called miracle fruit (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_fruit ). If you happen to live in a subtropical climate, like South Florida, you can grow it yourself. However, a more convenient way to have it available at a moment’s notice is to buy the miracle fruit in tablet form (e.g. http://www.google.com/products?q=%22miracle+fruit%22+tablets&hl=en&scoring=p ). Thus, if you want to give fellatio and swallow with a man, even one you’ve only just met, you dissolve a miracle fruit tablet in your mouth and then just about everything you put in your mouth for the next hour tastes sweet.

  2. Svetlana Ivanova Says:

    I agree that relying on a man to take the pills is impractical.

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