How to Make Money with Your Penis
Will Storr reveals how you can line your own pockets with what’s already in your pants.
When Simon Lloyd pulls his pants down, he feels like Robbie Williams playing Wembley Stadium. It’s the moment of his day that he most looks forward to. “When you’ve got a room full of sexy women in a nice house and they’re all concentrating on your naked body – it’s the most powerfully masculine feeling,” he tells me.
It sounds great. But, watching as he wobbles on one leg and yanks his black Calvin Kleins over his bent knee, I’m less sure. Before I attend the session, he tells me that, sometimes, he finds himself becoming erect. Yesterday, I asked him, “What would you do if you’re in a school and you go hard?”
“I’d always say, ‘My leg’s getting a little sore, I might need to have a break to stretch a bit’,” he told me.
Unwelcome erections are just one of the surprises that I have discovered during my investigation into the lives of men who make a legal living from their penises. Hurtling down the second drop on the Recession Big Dipper, I wanted to know how a man can make money from the very thing that defines him on a physiological level. I wondered if it was a viable way to make ends meet, a supplementary revenue stream. Or is it a means to an end – a manner in which you can bring home extra bacon while enjoying yourself ? Hopefully, it’s a bit of both. Read more