How to Live Forever: Never Have Sex with Women

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A 116-year-old Ukrainian goat herd claims his long life is due to never having had sex with a woman.

“People that were not married like me live longer. People who get married just argue all the time, and that’s not good for your health. I believe that’s why I have lived so long…”

What he says next makes me wonder if he isn’t related to George Bush:

“…that and the fact I have never been curious.”People who know too much always come to a nasty end. Better to stay stupid and not wonder too much about anything.”

He told local newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda he had only been to school twice when he had visited his local primary school for two days and learned to write his name.

He added: “The less you know, the longer you live. Ignorance is long life and happiness.”–Ananova

Men can try this method if they wish, I suppose. Even if you don’t actually live longer, at least it will seem like it.

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I came to the U.S. at age of 12 with my mother. We settled in sunny Florida, which was quite a contrast to Minsk. I have always been fascinated by sex and relationships. My sexual history and preferences are detailed in my post 100 Things about Me Sexually. Sex Secrets is where I share sex advice, experiences, news, and sometimes a little humor.
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