How to Have Sex Like a Virgin for Only 30 Dollars
Now you can have sex like a virgin again with an “artificial virginity hymen” complete with fake blood.
Purity has its price: it’s $29.90. At least that’s how much it costs to obtain the “artificial virginity hymen,” a plastic baggie filled with mysterious red crap meant to resemble the chaste secretions of a recently deflowered virgin.
“No more worry about losing your virginity,” reads the Web site of Gigimo, the Chinese sex-toy company that distributes the product. (Whew!) “With this product, you can have your first night back anytime.” Read more