About Me

I came to the U.S. at age of 12 with my mother. We settled in sunny Florida, which was quite a contrast to Minsk. I have always been fascinated by sex and relationships. Sex Secrets is where I share sex advice, experiences, news, and sometimes a little humor. If you have a question about sex that you prefer not to post in the comments, you can email me at svetlanaivano(at)yahoo.com.

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“Empowering” Single Moms, Anal Sex, and Blow Jobs

Twisted Broad gives some anal sex tips and explains why blow jobs are not demeaning to women.

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 5 Reasons You Might Be Bad in Bed

The Funny Girl Sex Guide reveals five reasons men might be bad in bed.

The 9 Types pf Penises You’ll Meet in Real Life

If you’re single long enough, say Ami Angelowicz and Amelia McDonell-Parry, you’re likely to meet the following nine types of penises.

When it comes to sex, there are certain things you can never be prepared for. Like, the first time a man unpacks the goods and you see something you really weren’t prepared for down there. Are his balls the size of grapefruits or is his penis just really tiny? Every penis is unique, but some are more unique than others. It’s important, no matter what he’s packing, to keep a poker face and not reveal your glee that you seem to have stumbled upon the world’s most perfect cockpiece or disappointment at the fact that his dick is about as thin as a pencil. We don’t want you to get caught with your pants down. Well, we do, but we just want you to be prepared when he takes his pants down. Be forewarned, if you’re single for long enough, you’re likely to meet the following penises… Read more

25 Sex Resolutions for 2014

It’s not too late to make New Year’s resolutions. The year is still young. Jessica Wakeman suggests 25 sex resolutions for 2014.

Resolutions are generally bullshit. By the second week of January, we are usually back to our old ways of skipping the gym, popping open that second bottle of wine, and buying (more) crap we don’t need off of eBay. But sex resolutions are more fun and therefore, we’d like to think, more likely to actually be accomplished.

Here are 25 sex resolutions for 2014 — don’t try them all at once now! Read more

10 Reasons Straight Women Check Out Other Women’s Breasts

It isn’t just straight men who like to check out women’s breasts. Straight women do too, but why.?

If one rule holds true about human sexuality, it’s that everyone goes hogwild for boobs — big bazoongas, itty bitty titties, sideboob, underboob, nip slips, boob tricks, cleavage! Tits, tits, tits! chants the human race. Although we’ve known this forever because DUH, a groundbreaking new study published in the journal Sex Roles confirms once and for all that all human creatures love to ogle boobs. After hooking people up to eye censors and forcing them to look at boobie pics (the horror!), researchers discovered that “both sexes fixed their gaze more on women’s chests and waists and less on faces.” Yep, science has officially proven that it’s not just straight dudes who love to stare at boobs; gay men and straight women are also guilty of ignoring the “my eyes are up here” rule. We love to look tits, too. Why, you ask? Here are some reasons we might get caught checking out other women’s boobs. Read more

11 Differences Between Porn Actresses and Real Women

If you haven’t already discovered that porn and real life sex are two entirely different things, Anna Breslaw makes eleven humorous comparisons between porn actresses and real women.

The guy could be licking the sole of an Air Jordan two feet away, and a porn actress would be writhing with pleasure. We are just as into sex as dudes are, but it takes a little more work than it looks like in porn. Read more

5 Ways to Cure Boredom While Performing Fellatio

To cure boredom while performing fellatio, you can try doing math problems or thinking about what Kimye is doing. (Or you can just try to enjoy it.)

Sometimes, giving oral can be tedious for me. While I do enjoy doing it, I find my mind wandering sometimes. I can’t help it. The act of giving a BJ is not exactly rocket science, you know? Especially once you’ve been with someone for awhile, what they like and don’t like becomes second nature. I can only spend so much time alternating between making eye contact with my boyfriend and staring at his shaft before I start to get kind of bored. So I’ve come up with a few ways to subtly stymie any boredom that may crop up. Read more

Recent Comments

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  • Svetlana Ivanova: More women than you might think actually measure a particularly large penis. That’s how they...
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