About Me

I came to the U.S. at age of 12 with my mother. We settled in sunny Florida, which was quite a contrast to Minsk. I have always been fascinated by sex and relationships. Sex Secrets is where I share sex advice, experiences, news, and sometimes a little humor. If you have a question about sex that you prefer not to post in the comments, you can email me at svetlanaivano(at)yahoo.com.

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Sex Humor

A Definitive Ranking of Every Way to Have Sex

There’s the Mile High Club, three-way sex, make-up sex, and any other kind of sex you can think up, and for each, there’s an advantage and a drawback.

Ah, sex. It’s right there at the base of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, alongside food and air. We think about it every seven seconds, and then we go to sleep and dream about it continuously. It is, as George Michael affirms, natural and fun. (Best when it’s one on one is open to debate, as I think even George would now concede.) As Esquire‘s leading sex expert (or, for short, “fuckpert”), I have been asked to analyze and rank all the different kinds of sex you might come across in your travels through life. Read and debate with a loved one, or someone who is less than 250 feet away from you on the hookup app of your choosing. Read more

15 Things Men Think When Women Are on Top

Frank Kobola reveals what goes through a man’s mind when a woman gets on top.

1. Please tell me you’re getting on top. I really can’t handle pumping away anymore. My butt muscles are so tight that I don’t think I’ll ever be able to poop again.

2. Don’t break my reapenis. You’ve pretty much got complete control here. Don’t roll off the bed or slam down on it or something. Please.  Read more

12 Types of Hand Job Every Woman Has Given

Lane Moore describes twelve types of hand jobs every woman has given.

1. The “I have no interest in blowing you right now so this will have to do” hand job. Look, let’s both pretend this is an adequate substitute so we can watch Mad Men afterward. Read more

The 6 Most Overrated Sex Acts and Positions

Some things just don’t live up to all the hype. Kristin Collins Jackson thinks these six sex acts and positions are totally overrated.

Growing up in the age of the internet meant that porn no longer involved shady backrooms in the back of a local video rental store with sticky VHS tapes and running into your Biology teacher. We were fortunate enough to have porn at our disposal for entertainment, for our learning, and more importantly? Getting off. Of course, the phenomenon of internet porn was once something you needed a monthly or annual subscription. Most of us were not trying to explain a charge from Bangbros.com to our credit card company. Luckily, there was one perv I knew in college that had little shame and shared his password to the best sites for all our enjoyment. This was, clearly, a horrible idea. Being one of the only girls that had the password, I had an insight into my guy pal’s intimate, strange desires — it was shocking yet intriguing. After finally meeting men that didn’t just want to have sex in the missionary position, I found myself trying some of the less offensive sex acts and positions that I first came to know on the internet Read more

16 Things Women Think During Doggie Style Sex

Have you ever wondered what is going through a woman’s mind when you’re doing her from behind? I didn’t think so. For those whose curiosity is piqued now that i brought it up, Lane Moore reveals sixteen things women think during doggie style sex. This one is my favorite:

10. My arms are killing me. I really should be doing more planks. Wait, does this count as a workout? It’d be cool to not have to go to Beyonce Yoga Dance Blast tonight. Read more

6 Movie Myths About Sex That Are Totally Wrong

People form a lot of their ideas about sex and relationships from movies, but some of what we see is just wrong.

We all know the movies don’t necessarily contain the most accurate depictions of actual life. Or do we?

Whether we realize it or not, we all pick up subtle things from movies that we expect to find in our actual lives. And while I’m willing to overlook some of the media’s follies (like the fact that people in any foreign country all speak English), some of their depictions of sex are just. so. wrong. Read more

8 Kinds of Blow Jobs Every Woman Has Given

Anna Breslaw describes eight kinds of blow jobs every woman has given, such as the classic Can You Turn That Stuffed Animal Towards The Wall Please?

1. The I’m Tired but Relationships Are About Compromise
Normally it’s cool that he takes awhile to finish but you got up at like 6 a.m. today. You never noticed how the repetitive motion of your head is basically like a baby being rocked to sleep! If you fall asleep with a penis in your mouth, does that make you the coolest and most chill girlfriend ever, or will he think you have just died? THE ANSWER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU. Read more

Recent Comments

  • Tamati: My honey and i have sex at least once a day on average and it amazing. We have been married for a little over...
  • Svetlana Ivanova: Yes, the evolutionary theory is probably right. Human males don’t have bright colors or tail...
  • Danny: I love reading your stuff, and I definitely agree that size matters big time. Even though many women would...
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  • Astra Kiro: This feel good sensation applies to all women with men,even in first date circumstances?