Just as men keep score in sports, women keep score in their relationships. Much like a credit score though, your relationship score has serious consequences. With a high score, you can sometimes borrow from it, even heavily, without any big problems. Psychologist and sexpert Dr. Belisa Vranich gives men five ways to score points with their women..

From the moment she meets you, she starts a virtual bank account in her mind. But you’d never know. She’s adding subtracting with a pro poker face, using a complex labyrinth of mathematical axioms in which you have emotional credits or debits. You have no clue until you reach an extreme — you find yourself locked out on the front poand rch or you get handed a fistful of get-out-of-jail-free cards. What are some of the moves that will keep you out of the red?

1. Brag about her, at earshot. Whether it’s her lasagna or her ability to talk herself out of a parking ticket, give her props even if she has her back to you a couple feet away. She may look engrossed with her conversation, but believe me, one ear is always cocked in your direction. Read more

Online dating services have become so popular that it is the most widely used form of dating. Midori offers a lot of sensible-sounding tips for men looking for success at online dating: This tip is the most sensible of all:

… Let’s start with your photo.

Do not use a photo of your cock, no matter how magnificent your tool is. So many guys do this that many women joke about these dating sites as being a “mushroom forest.” They want to meet a man—the whole package. The ones who want just the cock already have a drawerful in sizes that frighten horses.  Anyway, true men of mystery shroud their schlongs in foreplay and hints of devastating skill that drive women nuts with anticipation. Read more

There are plenty of articles out there telling men all the things they should say to women, but David DeAngelo lists the top ten things you shouldn’t say to a woman. (This one should be ranked a little higher in my opinion.)

No.7 – “How many guys have you slept with?”
First of all, do you really want to know? Second of all, again you are showing insecurity, especially if you ask this in the beginning. Sure, if she asks you first, go ahead. But trust me, you don’t want to be the one to start this conversation. You can only lose. Read more

The Frisky lists the 20 worst  pick-up lines, from “I have an 11-inch penis”  to “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?” (I’ve heard both of these and about half of the others. They didn’t work.)

The other day, Wendy asked you, our readers, to share the worst pick-up lines that you’ve ever heard. And, ladies, you’ve heard some real doozies! Check out our favorites after the jump.

1. “Is your boyfriend sitting here?” (He sits down.) “Now he is.”

2. “Hey, I bet nobody’s ever picked you up like this before.” (Tosses condom onto table.)

3. (Instant message on a dating site.) “I’d like to participate in nude wrestling with you, followed by a happy ending.” Read more

Research from the University of Leeds shows that women who expose exactly 40% of their skin attract twice as many men

Want to get a guy? Show a little skin! But only 40 percent – no more, no less.

That’s according to new scientific research from the University of Leeds, which found that women who expose exactly 40 percent of their skin attract twice as many males. Read more

Nothing can beat striptease dancing if you want to effectively seduce your man. You do not have to be a professional dancer to mount an excellent performance. Burlesque bombshell Little Brooklyn reveals five tips on stripping for your man to The Frisky.

This week, New York’s finest has agreed to let us in on her secrets. Little Brooklyn, the red hot striptease superstar of new burlesque, really puts the hip in hypnotizing! She’s taught me everything I know about dancing your way into someone’s pants and she’s sharing her tips on titillation with you too, after the jump!

Do you have the moves that drive ‘em wild? Well, Little Brooklyn is sure you do, hot stuff!  She’s here to tell you, in her own words, her five simple rules for applying your assets so you can shake it like a Polaroid picture burlesque bombshell! Read more

Researchers at Kyungwoon University in Korea report that alcohol makes the opposite sex more attractive because it blurs our vision. Does that means nearsighted people would get the same effect by not wearing their glasses or contact lenses? Somehow I doubt it. I think the impaired judgment caused by alcohol is the major factor. What do you think?

What is it that makes members of the opposite sex more attractive to people under the influence of alcohol? Is it just impaired judgement? A team of researchers led by Cho Hyun-gug, a professor of visual optics at Kyungwoon University, say the reason is that alcohol consumption decreases vision and makes faces appear less clear. Read more

Men are more visual than women. It doesn’t matter how many nice things we say to them; it is only when they look at us they get interested – particularly if we wear something exciting. REDBOOK shows women fifteen ways to dress for “sex-cess.”

Sometimes, it’s the tiniest tweaks to what you wear — and bare — that can transform you into a bombshell. Just mix and match a few of these tips, and chances are those clothes won’t stay on for long (nor will you want them to). Read more

The Frisky reveals 12 signs that a man will be a disappointment in bed.

We’ve talked about how you can tell the size of a guy’s penis before sampling the goods, but how can you tell how he’s gonna be in bed before doing the deed? Oh, I’m so glad you asked! Women — and men — the world over have had to learn the hard way (or, as the case may be, the not so hard way) that their new guy doesn’t have it going on between the sheets. Now you can be spared their agony! After the jump, 12 signs you know he’ll be bad in bed (without even taking your clothes off).

1. He still sleeps in a single bed.
2. He has bad breath.
3. He owns “Star Wars” bedding. Read more

I didn’t realize women were having problems picking up men in bars, but if you are, Em & Lo’s “Wise Guys” explain how to do it.

… Straight Married Guy (Figleaf): You’d think the best way would be to ask for his phone number and say, “Can I call you later.”  Unfortunately that seems to make men nervous if they’re not already pretty interested.  That’s not as unfair as it sounds, though, because chances are good that unless you’re already pretty interested, it makes you a little nervous when men try to pick you up!  Here’s what I’ve seen work pretty well no matter who’s asking:  Read more