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Ass-tronomy: What Does Your Bottom Say About You?

rearThe Sun shows how the shape of your bottom reveals your personality.

It is a question that has vexed ass-tromers over the centuries – what place does the female posterior hold in modern culture?

Now the National Lottery has thrown cash at the issue, which has doubtless kept you awake at night.

Artist Sue Williams, 53, of Swansea, has been given a £20,000 grant to create plaster casts of volunteers bottoms. Emma Geliot, from the Arts Council of Wales, who awarded the dosh, said: “This produces a tee-hee response but there is a serious point.”

If you cannot wait for Sue’s results, The Sun has rushed to the rescue.

Without spending a penny, we asked Mark Bury, head of cosmetic surgery specialists SurgiCare, to explain six types of lady booty.

Then we got Leeds “rumpologist” Sam Amos – a clairvoyant whose methods include doing psychic readings by studying clients’ bottoms – to reveal how shapes can reflect the owners’ personalities. Read more

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