A Gentleman’s Guide to Online Sex
Online dating services have become so popular that it is the most widely used form of dating. Midori offers a lot of sensible-sounding tips for men looking for success at online dating: This tip is the most sensible of all:
… Let’s start with your photo.
Do not use a photo of your cock, no matter how magnificent your tool is. So many guys do this that many women joke about these dating sites as being a “mushroom forest.” They want to meet a man—the whole package. The ones who want just the cock already have a drawerful in sizes that frighten horses. Anyway, true men of mystery shroud their schlongs in foreplay and hints of devastating skill that drive women nuts with anticipation. Read more