7 Things He Secretly Doesn’t Want in Bed
Cancel the pole-dancing lessons and compost the edible underwear. If your man is anything like Aaron Traister, all he wants tonight is a sweet, sexy helping of you. While your mileage may vary, I do think it’s true that sexually aggressive or demanding women produce performance anxiety in many men.
I feel like everywhere I turn, someone’s telling me that my sex life isn’t exciting enough. From the oversharing nature of social media to hypersexual ads for places like American Apparel to the onslaught of sex scandals involving politicians, celebrities, and that guy at American Apparel, I sometimes feel like I’m the only man not having Rick James-style sex (may he rest in peace), filming it, and uploading it for strangers to watch online. I can’t help but wonder if the rest of the world is busy re-creating Cirque du Soleil in the bedroom while I’m simply having sex with my wife of 10 years on the couch.
So this month, I’m coming out of the closet as a sexual square. I’m putting it on blast that while a lot of people may want, or need, a twin outboard motor, a dirty movie, and a hunting decoy to get off, I’m extremely satisfied with Karel and some reasonably clean sheets. Maybe I verge a little toward vanilla-no banana, no jimmies, no cherry, no whipped cream-but I am not alone. Here are some common toppings a lot of women think guys want on their sex, but most of us can happily do without: Read more