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I came to the U.S. at age of 12 with my mother. We settled in sunny Florida, which was quite a contrast to Minsk. I have always been fascinated by sex and relationships. Sex Secrets is where I share sex advice, experiences, news, and sometimes a little humor. If you have a question about sex that you prefer not to post in the comments, you can email me at svetlanaivano(at)yahoo.com.
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5 Sleazy Strategies for Turning Any Movie Date into Sex

I’m not saying that I recommend these strategies, but if what you’re doing isn’t working for you… After all, what better place to learn to be a player than Cracked.com?

“Dinner and a movie” have been a dating standard for as long as there have been men interested in having sex without having to spend hours talking to their date first. But how to make the transition from passively enjoying entertainment next to your companion, to actively enjoying entertainment inside her?

This question has plagued sensitive young men for years. And sometimes, it’s just a few simple words that separate post-celluloid sex from rejection. How many times have you shelled out $20 at the local cinema (or wasted precious minutes downloading black market movies to your laptop) only to be told by your date that she doesn’t see you that way or she wants to wait or that something about sitting next to you for two hours has suddenly turned her off to men?

Well, never again. Watch and learn as I shepherd you through the right and wrong moves for your movie dates. To help illustrate, I have selected five titles and present them now in order of difficulty. Please be advised that I haven’t seen any of these films since their release so I might be a little sketchy on details, but these tried and true courting techniques remain accurate nonetheless. Read more

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  • Svetlana Ivanova: Depends on the woman.
  • Fox2: Would that be most probably wouldn’t feel it? I have seen you say elsewhere that less than 5″ means...
  • Svetlana Ivanova: Some may, but most probably won’t. For some women in long-term relationships, penetration is...
  • Fox2: Not sure if commenting is working at the moment. Thanks but even though these positions will help maximise my...
  • Svetlana Ivanova: These positions help maximize what you have, whatever that is.
  • Fox: Would these positions help with a penis 4-4.5inches long and around 4inches around? Or do you need to be packing...
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  • Svetlana Ivanova: If a woman doesn’t want to please the man she’s with, she’s with the wrong man.
  • Jane Doe: This article not only implies that all men want submissive partners, it tells women to take on a persona....
  • Svetlana Ivanova: It isn’t misogynistic at all. It’s realistic and sex-positive.