5 Religions That Worship Penises
Since the dawn of civilization, the penis has been a symbol of power, fertility, and man’s primeval instinct to mate. Cracked.com profiles five inspiring religions that worshiped the penis.
Some articles demand a profound introduction. Others … not so much. If we were a different website we might use this space to talk about how America is the biggest penis-worshiping-religion of them all. But we’re not that website (in case yesterday’s bowl of penises didn’t tip you off). We assure you, this is no metaphor. You will find no pop psychology or vaguely phallic imagery in this article. These are religions that worship human penises. Learn from them. Read more