30 Things Women Secretly Think About During Sex
Women just don’t have the single-minded devotion to sex that men have. Our bodies may be between the sheets, but our minds can wander off to other places. I have to admit that most of these thoughts have crossed my mind during sex. Do men ever suspect how little their efforts are appreciated sometimes?
1. I wonder who is on “The Daily Show” tonight?
2. I can’t do this with my dog watching.
3. Yes! Yes! Yes! Right there!
4. Ow! Slow the hell down! What the hell are you doing?
5. It’s cold in here.
6. What am I going to wear tomorrow?
7. I should not have had so much to drink.
8. Did he hear me just queef?
9. Ugh, I hate condoms.
10. Was I wearing lipstick? Is there red lipstick all over everything? F**k, there’s probably red lipstick all over everything. Read more