25 MORE Sexting Terms You Need to Know
In a previous post, I linked to ten sexting terms you need to know, but that turns out not to be a complete list. There are 25 MORE sexting terms you need to know.
God bless Fox News – or at least, the hard-working folks at its Atlanta Fox5 affiliate, who’ve scoured the Interwebs to find the 50 naughtiest text acronyms your kids are using to have sex with total strangers on their cell phones RIGHT NOW!
(Quick, run to them and hug them. Only your unconditional love and a really crappy data plan can save them. We’ll wait.)
Of course, what we really want to know is a) are girls actually texting things like “fuck me like the whore I am,” and b) where were those girls in high school when we really needed them?
But we digress. The problem with any list like this is that it’s just not comprehensive enough. There are in fact at least 25 other commonly used abbreviations that enable your teens to have 100 percent safe sex via their cells. And we can’t have that.
So while you’re pawing through their address books to see what pervs they were texting while you were passed out on the couch, keep the following acronyms in mind: Read more