23 Bad Sex Moves
The Frisky lists 23 bad sex moves, including some of my unfavorites, such as grabbing me by my ears or pushing my head, licking me like a dog, or asking to me to masturbate when you’re too lazy to finish the job you started.
Manly Marie Claire blogger Rich Santos posted 7 downright horrible lame guy sex moves. From the mid make-out pass-out to leaving the TV on, it was a list of real oh-no-he-didn’ts! But after over a decade of my own slut baggery, I’ve come up with another 23. Here’s what I’ve learned while piling up the food at the man buffet. It’s nice to think my exploits will somehow benefit mankind …
- Hassling me about using a condom.
- Not even trying to get my bra off.
- Hanging a mirror next to your bed so you can watch yourself.
- Making so much noise I nearly pop a vocal chord trying to fake an orgasm.
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