20 Weird Things Men Say to Women in Bed
The staff at The Frisky reveal the 20 weirdest things men have said to them in bed. (I’ve heard number ten more than once, but I don’t think it really qualifies as weird – just clueless.)
Sexy times get personal, sometimes a little too personal, especially if you ask Frisky staffers: “What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever heard in bed?” So sit back, relax, and imagine what it would be like if someone whispered one of these not-so-sweet nothings in your ear.
1. “‘I love you.’ (It was a one-night stand.)”
2. “I want to lick your armpit.”
3. “There was one guy who could not get off without stringing together a bunch of foul words that made no sense as a sentence. For example: ‘F**k whore a**hole bitch f**k c**t p***y s**t!’ So ridiculous.”
4. “One guy begged me to slap his erect penis.”
5. “You’re the first biological woman I’ve had sex with in a long time …” Read more