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I came to the U.S. at age of 12 with my mother. We settled in sunny Florida, which was quite a contrast to Minsk. I have always been fascinated by sex and relationships. Sex Secrets is where I share sex advice, experiences, news, and sometimes a little humor. If you have a question about sex that you prefer not to post in the comments, you can email me at svetlanaivano(at)yahoo.com.
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12 Sexual Fantasies That Can Go Horribly Wrong in Real Life

Everyone has sexual fantasies, but some of them probably should just remain fantasies. The Frisky describes twelve sexual fantasies that can go horribly wrong in real life.

A couple weeks ago, our beloved sex adventurer/Mind Of Man, John DeVore, totally shot a hole right through my dreams of joining the Mile High Club. You see, I’m not a very practical person, especially when it comes to sexual fantasies. So, I’m lucky to have friends like DeVore to eloquently remind me of why trying to do it in one of those cubicles with the “stench of powerful disinfectants, poo smog” and turbulence might be one of those things best left to my imagination, where getting freaky on a plane is just one part hot pilot, one part the video for “Toxic.” But anyway, the point is, he got me thinking there are a slew of porno-esque scenarios that really only work in my mind … and some movies I’ve seen. So, consider yourself warned, after the jump!

1. Getting Caught: It’s a bit of exhibitionist fun to do it in a public place. But unless that place is a sex party, you just don’t know who might catch you—your kids, your mom, or a total creepy perv who might just whip it out and try to join in.

2. Blowjob While Driving: Cars are sexy, BJs are sexy, but in this case, two positives equal one huge negative. Back when I was in high school, a couple in the area met a sad end on the road when the poor dude rammed into a tree while his girlfriend was going down on him. Can you imagine the police having to explain how they found the bodies to their moms? Read more

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