10 Ways Men Can Screw Up in Bed
So she finally invited you over to her place. How do you keep your first time with her from being the last time? The Smoking Jacket warns men of ten ways they can screw up in bed. (Any one of these would be one too many for a lot of women. Also, you can be sure she’d tell her friends what you did and ruin your chances with them, too.)
You’re no slouch in the sack; after all, you’ve had enough one-night stands to be considered a pretty big stud. It’s why you’re lacking in repeat business that seems so mind-boggling. After you’ve slept with your dream girl, how do you keep her interested enough to do it again (and again)? We’re here to warn you about the 10 biggest mistakes most men make, the behaviors that will essentially guarantee she never sleeps with you again. So keep your pre- and post-coital repertoire free of these surefire screw-ups.
10. DON’T REFER TO YOUR PENIS BY ITS NICKNAME
You may have an affectionate moniker for your cock, but that doesn’t mean you should share it with others. Whipping out your dick and saying, “The clock’s striking 12, so it’s time to show you Big Ben!” is not going to win you any points.
9. DON’T USE PORN AS AN INSTRUCTIONAL GUIDE
Watching porn while screwing can be hot, but it’s not a good idea to assume that your new lady-friend is down with Star Whores on your first go-around—and it should go without saying that the only “surprise facial” you give her should involve a gift certificate to her favorite spa. Read more