10 Tips for Getting Laid at Work
Offices are pressure cookers of erotic fury. Here’s how to make the most of your 9 to 5. (You may only be able to have a quickie, so read my post The Joy of Quickie Sex: Where and How to Do It for tips on how to get it on hard and fast.)
The old saying goes “don’t dip your pen in the company ink.” First of all, we use computers now, Dad. Secondly, where else do people meet anymore? Americans work hard, and are working harder than ever before. We spend our entire lives punching clocks, shuffling papers and filling spreadsheet rows with nonsense numbers.
Offices are pressure cookers of erotic fury, and the idea that human beings shouldn’t take advantage of lusty, consensual opportunities in a broom closet is as antiquated as mimeograph machines, Dictaphones and health benefits. Be free with your desires, cubicle monkey! Surrender to your passions, data entry drone! Follow these 10 simple rules, and start proactively facilitating synergistic facetime strategies. Nekkid! Read more