10 Things Men Don’t Want to Hear in Bed
Yesterday’s post revealed ten things women don’t want to hear in bed. Today, for women, here are ten things that men don’t want to hear in bed.
Why is it that some people feel the need to say something before, during, or after sex? What is there really to discuss? The weather? Health-care reform? That odd rash? Of course, the only real things to comment on are the actions at hand.
Here, the 10 things a guy doesn’t want to hear a woman say…
What she says: “Is it in yet?”
What he’s saying to himself: This phrase can be taken one of two ways: either you have an incredibly small instrument or she’s accustomed to a much bigger piece of equipment. If it’s your blue-veined piccolo that’s the problem, well, that’s showbiz, kid. You work with what you’ve got. If it’s the concert hall, you might want to consider moving to venues that handle smaller bands and don’t sell as many tickets. Read more