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10 Sexy Blonde Jokes

The “dumb blonde” is a stereotype applied to blonde-haired women. Blonde jokes nearly always take the format of the blonde placing herself in a situation or making a comment that serves to highlight her supposed promiscuity and/or lack of intelligence. The dumb blonde stereotype is used in these ten sexy blonde jokes.

A man and his blonde girlfriend were fooling around when the blonde asked, “Would you mind taking off your ring? It’s hurting me.”
“Ring, nothing,” he replied. “That’s my wristwatch.”

A man came home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister, naked.
He blurted out, “What do you think you’re doing?”
“Just heating up dinner,” she replied.

A blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, “Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I’ll sink?”

A blonde went into a bar. The bartender asked her what she would like.
She replied, “Bring me a beer.”
The bartender then asked, “Anheuser-Busch?”
To which she replied, “Fine, thanks, and how’s your cock?”

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that “love handles” referred to her ears?

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having prenatal checkups.
The doctor asked the first woman “In what position was the baby conceived ?”
“He was on top,” she replied.
“You will have a boy!” the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
“I was on top,” was the reply.
“You will have a baby girl,” said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
“What’s the matter?” asked the doctor.
“Am I going to have puppies?”

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun. They just don’t remember who with.

A blonde walked into a hardware store, picked up the hinges she was looking for, and went to go pay for them.
The clerk asked her, “Need a screw for those hinges?”
“No, but how about a blow job for the shovel in the back?”

Two blondes were in a dark theater:
Blonde #1: “Hey, the guy next to me is jerking off!”
Blonde #2: “Just ignore him.”
Blonde #1: “I can’t. He’s using my hand.”

A cop stopped a blonde woman who was driving down a highway.
“Miss, may I see your driver’s license please?”
“Driver’s license? What’s that?”
“It’s a little card with your picture on it.”
“Oh, duh! Here it is.”
“May I have your car insurance?”
“What’s that?”
“It’s a document that says you are allowed to drive the car.”
“Oh this? Duh! Here you go.”
Then the cop then took his cock out of his pants, and the
blonde exclaimed, “Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!”

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