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I came to the U.S. at age of 12 with my mother. We settled in sunny Florida, which was quite a contrast to Minsk. I have always been fascinated by sex and relationships. Sex Secrets is where I share sex advice, experiences, news, and sometimes a little humor. If you have a question about sex that you prefer not to post in the comments, you can email me at svetlanaivano(at)yahoo.com.
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10 Question and Answer Sex Jokes

These ten question and answer sex jokes are about oral sex, blondes, oral sex and blondes, plus a few miscellaneous topics. Enjoy.

Q: What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A: Money

Q: What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A: Bingo

Q: What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Q: When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.

Q: What is better than a rose on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.

Q: What do the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of seamen.

Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter.

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: “Way to go, team!”

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well-hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck.

2 Responses to 10 Question and Answer Sex Jokes

  • Svetlana Ivanova says:

    You’re right: 5.5 inches is within the average range; however, it’s on the small side.

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