10 More Question and Answer Sex Jokes
Here are ten more question and answer sex jokes. To read last week’s question and answer jokes, click here.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have time.
Q: Why is having sex with a man like a soap opera?
A: Just when it’s getting interesting, they’re finished until next time.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with women?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Q: What are three worst words you can say to a man during sex?
A: “Is it in?”
Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Q: What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use some lubricant.
Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It’s not hard.