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I came to the U.S. at age of 12 with my mother. We settled in sunny Florida, which was quite a contrast to Minsk. I have always been fascinated by sex and relationships. Sex Secrets is where I share sex advice, experiences, news, and sometimes a little humor. If you have a question about sex that you prefer not to post in the comments, you can email me at svetlanaivano(at)yahoo.com.
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10 More Question and Answer Sex Jokes

Here are ten more question and answer sex jokes. To read last week’s question and answer jokes, click here.

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.

Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have time.

Q: Why is having sex with a man like a soap opera?
A: Just when it’s getting interesting, they’re finished until next time.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with women?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

Q: What are three worst words you can say to a man during sex?
A: “Is it in?”

Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.

Q: What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use some lubricant.

Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.

Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It’s not hard.

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