10 Girl Secrets Revealed
K. Kunert at Men’s Fitness reveals that while women may be the fairer sex, that doesn’t mean we’re all sugar and no spice.
As a member of this mysterious team (and at the risk of being banned), I have the inside scoop on the strange and mischievous things women do and the reasons they do it. Just be warned: these tips are meant to inform and aren’t pretty. Below are our top 10 best-kept secrets, tricks and techniques for keeping you around (or, in this case, totally alienating you).
1. We never “accidentally” leave our underwear at your apartment.
Aside from the stray hair tie here and there, no woman ever “forgets” to put on her panties before she leaves the next morning. Unless you’re about to get busted by your parents/girlfriend/priest and little Miss Booty Call must crawl out of a second story window, that bra lying innocently under your bed was left there on purpose. We like planting things in your home because we want you to think of us, but also because our dirty panties are like little landmines that we hope the “other woman” will step on then freak out and leave you forever. Read more