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The Australian Classification Board (ACB) has banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography. So, women with small breasts are undeveloped and look like children? Does it also imply that if a man likes small-breasted women, he’s by implication a pedophile? In addition, material with depictions of females ejaculating during orgasm are now Refused Classification and Australian Customs directed to confiscate it.

A reader writes, “Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. They banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women. Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favour them. Australia has also banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as ‘abhorrent.’” Read more

If you’re fascinated with celebrities, you must be curious about how they style their pubic hair, right? Find out how do Jennifer Aniston, Sienna Miller, Kate Winslet and other celebrities style theirs.

Earlier this month, Jennifer Love Hewitt told Lopez Tonight that she once decorated her ladygarden with Swarovski Crystals. Normally, we’d say, “TMI,” but after hearing about other celebrities’ pubic hair preferences, we’re not particularly surprised.

1) According to Exposay.com, men have their own below-the-belt styling. Word on the street is that Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Sean “P. Diddy” Combs all dye their junk with Betty Beauty dyes. In fact, the site claims that “Diddy was so impressed with the product he asked his assistant to send back a thank you note when he was sent a complementary sample of it.” Read more

Better sex through diet and exercise? You bet. Eating the right kinds of foods and getting plenty of exercise is just the prescription for a healthier sex life. Here are ten food and exercise tips to help improve your sex life just in time for Valentine’s Day.

Eat Pumpkin Seeds
Pumpkin seeds are rich in the mineral zinc and may increase testosterone, which increases sexual desire. There are several studies, including one published in the Annals of Internal Medicine, showing that men with sexual dysfunction who were undergoing hemodialysis and receiving zinc had an improvement in potency, libido and frequency of intercourse not found in the placebo group. While there has not been a direct link to an improved libido in the average person, pumpkin seeds are certainly worth a try. In addition to zinc, they’re loaded with manganese, magnesium, iron, copper, vitamin K and protein. One ounce has 158 calories, 8.57 grams of protein, 1.7 grams of fiber and almost 25 percent of the recommend daily value for iron. Pumpkin seeds also have plant sterols that can help to fight cancer and reduce the risk of heart disease.

Include Spinach
It’s loaded with magnesium, which is helpful for energy, relaxes the muscles and soothes the nerves, making us feel more open and receptive. One bunch (340 milligrams) has only 78 calories and contains 269 mg of magnesium, which is about 67 percent of the recommended daily value. Read more

Sex in the bathroom for dessert? If having sex in a restaurant bathroom has always been one of your secret fantasies, Mildred’s Temple Kitchen in Toronto, Canada, is offering customers who visit around Valentine’s Day the opportunity to spice up their sex lives with a trip to the bathroom.

Visitors to Mildred’s Temple Kitchen, a restaurant in Toronto, Canada, are invited to spice up their love life this Valentine’s Day with a trip to the bathroom.

“Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?” patrons were asked in a not-too-subtle promotional e-mail.

The individual bathrooms will be open for sexual escapades from the 12-15th February. According to the manager, Rory Gallagher, a french maid will be working the toilets, making sure everything is “going smoothly and kept clean.” Read more

The Frisky asked its readers to submit their top secret sex tip, and the winner was… sleeping nude.

Last Friday, we asked you what top-secret tip makes your bedroom romps so amazing in exchange for the season one and two DVDs of Showtime’s “Secret Diary of A Call Girl” and the book the series was based on. You had some sage advice (don’t worry, we’ll share the exhaustive reader wisdom next week), but Alex’s answer made so much sense to us that we think we might have to give up pajamas for good: Read more

Have you heard of vaginal rejuvenation? How about bleaching or dyeing your vagina? Andy Wright lists the six weirdest thing women do to their vaginas to satisfy the demands of the beauty industry.

What’s wrong with your vagina? If you answered “nothing,” you’re probably wrong. According to the beauty-industrial complex, it’s ugly, and it smells bad. But don’t worry– there’s nothing that money can’t fix.

1. Problem: Your Vagina Smells Bad
Solution: Vaginal Deodorant

In the seventies, Massengill tried to marry feminism and its vaginal deodorant spray (“With Hexachlorophene”) in an ad that declared the product to be “The Freedom Spray.” It was “…the better way to be free to enjoy being a woman. Free from worry about external vaginal odor.” Because you’re going to need that time you used to spend worrying about your vaginal odor to flirt your way through the glass ceiling. Oh, and Hexachlorophene? It’s  a disinfectant that can be lethal when absorbed through the skin. In 1972, it was added to baby powder in France due to a manufacturing error and killed thirty-six children.

In case you think vaginal deodorant is a relic of the past, just take a trip to the drug store. (I did, and I took notes. The staff of my local Walgreens is convinced that I’m both very thorough and that my vagina smells really bad.) Read more

According to Mina Azodi, the most useful thing to come out of your man’s mouth isn’t his tongue. It’s the sounds he makes. Find out what a man’s grunting, moaning, and swearing really mean.

THE GRUNTER

What he sounds like: “Ugh…ugh… ugh…ugh…ugggh”

What it means: This macho guy is intense and focused, if a little bland. “He’s goal-oriented and all business when it comes to making you climax,” says Yvonne K. Fulbright, PhD, author of Pleasuring: The Secrets of Sexual Satisfaction. You see, all that he-man grunting indicates he’s worried about peaking before you reach your happy place. “Men may make that noise because they’re clenching their muscles and holding their breath, trying to stave off orgasm,” Fulbright says.

Your move: If you think he’s going caveman on you to stop himself from climaxing, “help him regain control by slowing the pace if you’re on top or even stopping and just kissing for a few minutes,” says Fulbright. Wish he would say more? Encourage him to string together a few sexy phrases by asking questions like “If you could do anything to me right now, what would it be?” Read more

A survey of penis size found that Frenchmen have the longest and thickest penises in the European Union while their traditional British rivals come in 23rd place, ahead of only Ireland and Greece.

Sacre bleu – it’s not only their baguettes that are the longest! French men have the lengthiest and thickest penises in the EU, according to a new study.

The research by the ‘Institut fuer Kondom-Beratung’ measured penises in their erect state belonging to 10,477 brave volunteers from all 25 countries in the EU.

It found that on average, a French manhood was 15.48 (6.1 inches) centimetres long with a girth of 13.63 centimetres (5.4 inches). Read more

Online dating services have become so popular that it is the most widely used form of dating. Midori offers a lot of sensible-sounding tips for men looking for success at online dating: This tip is the most sensible of all:

… Let’s start with your photo.

Do not use a photo of your cock, no matter how magnificent your tool is. So many guys do this that many women joke about these dating sites as being a “mushroom forest.” They want to meet a man—the whole package. The ones who want just the cock already have a drawerful in sizes that frighten horses.  Anyway, true men of mystery shroud their schlongs in foreplay and hints of devastating skill that drive women nuts with anticipation. Read more

The French defend the G-spot! After scientists in London declared the G-spot may be a myth, gynecologists gather in Paris to launch a counter-attack.

There are a handful of subjects – among them cricket, the weather and the art of downing pints through a funnel – on which the French deign to allow the English a degree of authority. Sex, however, is not one of them.

Today, just three weeks after scientists at King’s College London declared that the elusive G-spot may be a myth, a group of gynaecologists gathered in Paris to launch a counter-attack on what they called a “totalitarian” approach to female sexuality.

Denouncing the study carried out last year by British researchers as fundamentally flawed, the French scientists insisted the fabled erogenous zone did exist in many women – around 60% according to Sylvain Mimoun, the organiser of the conference. Read more